Thunder Parody 2: Meme Party Turns Nasty

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The comeback nobody expected.

SO ONCE UPON A TIME
THERE WAS A GROUP
THE GROUP IN QUESTION
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THEY WENT ON MANY MEME ADVENTURES
BUT IT ALL CAME TO AN END
WHEN THE HIATUS NATION ATTACKED

SOME GUILDMASTERS WERE LITTLE BICHES
AND THIS IS THE STORY OF THEY ALL DIED.
BUT DO NOT FRET
ACTUALLY DO.
BECAUSE THIS STORY MAKES VERY MUCH SENSE
AND IT STRUCTURAL A HAS CORRECT ORDER.
THIS IS A POEM.

CATSTAR OF THE LIGHTSTALKERS GUILD
WAS A BOOTIFUL MAIDEN
A BEAUTIFUL, RECTANGULAR STEEL-BASED MAIDEN
SHE WENT ON MANY STEEL-BASED ADVENTURES
AND ENJOYED MANY RECTANGULAR SNACKS
IN THE SHAPE OF HER FACE
INSIDE HER FACE.

BUT ONE DAY
SOMETHING HAPPENED
THE UNICORNS CAME BACK
ANGRY AT ALL THE EXPLOSIONS
THEY HAD TO ENDURE
THE UNICORNS, FILLED WITH RAGE.
UNLEASHED THEIR BUTTHORN POWERS.

SO THE POOR CATSTAR MAIDEN
POOR CATSTAR MAIDEN
POOR STEEL-BASED RECTANDUGLAR MAIDEN.
SHE WAS PIERCED BY THE UNICORNS
AND THEIR MAGIC BUTTHORN POWERS
THAT ARE COMPLETELY NORMAL
AND NOT OP AT ALL.

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG
FROM THE LIGHTEST SHADOW
HE WAS A HONORABLE MAN.
GREAT MAN. GLUTEN- FREE MAN.
HE WAS ALSO FUCKBALLS OLD
ALTHOUGH ITS PROBABLY NOT OKAY
TO LEAD A GUILD AT COLLEGE YEARS.

SO SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG
DIED, AS A HONORABLE MAN
HONORABLY. WITH HONOR.
JOHN CENA CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD
TO ENGAGE HIM IN ONE LAST RAP BATTLE.
TO SAY THE LEAST,
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG GOT FUCKING OWNED.

THUNDER, THUNDER FROM THE POWER SELLERS
HE'S STILL HORRIBLY MAN PREGNANT.
DO NOTE, AS A WHITE CIS POKEMAN,
HE DOES NOT FACE ANY KIND OF OPPRESSION.
SO HE DIED THE SAME WAY ALL CIS MEN DIE.
DONALD TRUMP.
AND THE REPTILIANS.

THE REPTILIANS, HUNGRY FOR POWER
SAW THUNDER'S PREGNANT BODY
AND THEN ATE HIM.
NOW YOU MAY SAY,
"THAT'S KINDA HOT."
SHUT UP.
IT'S NOT. YOU MONSTER.

PAINT FROM THE RANDOMNESS GUILD
SHE EXPLODED.
FOR THE FINAL TIME, HER FINAL COUNTDOWN.
HER BODY FINALLY RESTS IN PIECES
WITH THE EMO PASTA GODS.
RIP IN HECK, PAINT.
RIP IN HECK.

CHI FROM THE BLUE COURAGE.
WELL I MEAN HE'S DEAD.
AND DRUNK.
BUT HE'S ALSO VERY DEAD.
WHY? THIS IS NOT IMPORTANT.
DEATH IS A MYSTERIOUS ENTRANCE TO THE VOID
AND THEREFORE DEATH DOES NOT MATTER.

BUT ALAS, DUE TO MY CONTRACT,
(SIGNED AT 5/5/12)
I AM OBLIGATED TO EXPLAIN
FUCK YOU HORATIO.
CHI WAS OBLITERATED
BY THE STARKILLER BASE LASER
FROM THAT ONE STAR WARS MOVIE.

AND AS FOR THE ALMIGHTY HOT DOG,
IT'S STILL SOGGY.
IT WILL NEVER BE UNSOGGIED.
THE ETERNAL SOGGIENESS.
IS ETERNAL.
THIS IS 4 YEARS OLD.
I WANT TO DIE.

JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE,
I HAVE TO DIE.
SO NATURALLY, I ASCEND TOWARDS THE LIGHT,
THAT IS CAREFULLY PLACED IN FRONT OF
A LARGE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
THEN THE STUDIO LIGHT FALLS
AND I VIOLENTLY EXPLODE.

THE END.
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MadnessOfMana's avatar
fucking hell youre making this a thing again

i love it do more